Facebook Now Allows You To Ask Somebody Their Relationship Status
Facebook/Valve Facebook can be a wonderful thing, a good way to stay in touch with family and friends. It can also be the source of profoundly obnoxious behavior. The latest “feature” on the site,...
View ArticleAnna Kendrick Is A Dog Park Creeper
Getty Image Fast Company has a new feature out in which it lists the “most creative people of 2014.” UPROXX sweetheart Anna Kendrick is number eight on that list and the magazine’s feature on her opens...
View ArticlePope Francis Refuses To Join Facebook Because Even He Knows That People On...
Via Flickr/Mateus_27:24&25 Facebook wants the Pope to put up an official page. In fact, they want it so much they sent a delegation to try and argue him into joining. But Pope Francis is having...
View ArticlePatton Oswalt Is Taking The Summer Off From Social Media
Getty Image As any regular visitor to this site can tell you, it’s probably the understatement of the year to say that we’re fans of Patton Oswalt around these parts, and we’re particularly fond of the...
View ArticleIs Facebook On The Verge Of Accidentally Committing Suicide?
MGM For some time we’ve been of the opinion that Facebook is f*cked. It’s a public company where the founder has to explain the Internet to people who own pieces of it: There’s only one way this story...
View ArticleTaco Bell Is Giving Away A.M. Crunchwrap Bed Sheets And Pajamas
Tomorrow is the day that so many of us, too lazy to make our own breakfasts at home, have been waiting for. Taco Bell is finally rolling out the highly-anticipated (at least by the handsome gentleman...
View ArticleThe Internet Thinks Facebook Bought A Horror Movie For $2 Billion
Relativity Oculus is an upcoming horror movie about a haunted mirror. It’s been getting good reviews and it took Mike Flanagan, the writer and director, seven years to turn his short into a movie. And...
View ArticleFacebook Will Soon Launch Satellites To Make Sure Everyone On Earth Has...
Titan Aerospace Facebook has a problem: It can only spread as far as there is Internet. That’s great at first, but once you hit a billion users, you start thinking about what it takes to get the other...
View ArticleThe Creator Of ‘Adventure Time’ Is Running An RPG Via Twitter
Pendleton Ward Pendleton Ward is an enormous D&D geek. In fact, Adventure Time springs from the fact that Ward and his friends don’t game as often as they’d like. But he does have time, apparently,...
View ArticleThe Secret Service Is Building A Sarcasm Detector? Oh, That’ll End Well.
Warner Bros. Government agencies are not famed far and wide for their sense of humor, and for excellent reason. Most funny people in government generally work for contractors. This is a problem for the...
View ArticleVine Fights Satan In A ‘Deliver Us From Evil’ Tag Game
Sony To celebrate Deliver Us From Evil hitting theaters July 2nd, there was a huge Vine challenge: Use the voice changers Voicy Video Booth Lite, Voice Changer+, and the desktop app to deliver the evil...
View ArticleFinally, Science Has Proven That Women Are Awful To Each Other On Facebook
Paramount Social media has done many things for us. It’s given us a new way to keep up with people we know. We can find jobs. We can find love! And we can also confirm that young women are insecure and...
View ArticleCrazy-Ass Scott Steiner Is Surprisingly Dead-On About Pro Wrestling’s Biggest...
Via YouTube When I saw that Scott Steiner had done an interview with the Miami Herald, I figured it’d be like every other Steiner interview. He’s screaming! He thinks you’re gay! You’ve got a faaaat...
View ArticleWWE Fired Alberto Del Rio Because Someone Else Made A Racist Joke At His Expense
WWE Unbelievably, this is NOT a continuation of the Del Rio/Sheamus story. Yesterday WWE released former WWE and World Heavyweight Champion Alberto Del Rio seemingly at random, citing “unprofessional...
View ArticleWatch Adam Sandler Get Serious Again In Jason Reitman’s ‘Men, Women And...
You ever have a friend ask to use your smart phone to text someone because their smart phone had run out of power? What did you do? If you were like me then you pulled out your phone, opened the text...
View ArticlePatton Oswalt Is Back On Twitter, 15 Pounds Lighter And Full Of Renewed Wisdom
Getty Image Shortly before Patton Oswalt Tweeted that he was going “radio silent” on his social media accounts on June 1, he had become a pioneer in ironic trolling. Between his “Deleted Tweet...
View ArticleNYPD Officers Are Now Being Trained To Be Funnier On Twitter
Shutterstock (Original) The social media managers for New York City’s boys in blue learned the hard way earlier this year that hashtag campaigns aren’t always a huge success. People mocked the NYPD’s...
View ArticlePrince Held A Facebook Chat Yesterday And Answered Exactly One Question
Getty Image GOOD: Diminutive Minnesota native Prince Rogers Nelson (dba “Prince”) joined Facebook yesterday. BETTER: To kick off his presence on the social media platform, he — or whoever is managing...
View ArticleApparently The Folks At Iceland Air Are Big Fans Of ‘Game Of Thrones’
hbo Hafþór Björnsson — The Mountain from Game of Thrones, Iceland’s Strongest Man, and the self-proclaimed “FUTURE OF STRENGTH” — zipped over to England this weekend for London Film and Comic Con. The...
View ArticleReview: Birdman. Birdman Forever. Believe The Hype. Birdman.
Fox Searchlight Black Swan Meets Louie in the Film of the Year Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue Of Ignorance) combines a story so good it needs no trickery with a visual gimmick so well-executed we’d...
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